"Mr Lane, can anything blow up space??"

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Okay, maybe copying So-lou a bit here...

For the hell of it I thought of some people and then something that came to mind when I thought of them. And then I searched for that at Google Images. I then took the best image from the first page of pictures. Here's some I came up with...

Kelly: Odd.
Because...well, she is. =)
Odd Kelly

Amelia: Zorro.
Because she's adept at stabbing people and wearing masks.
Zorro

Tom: Dangerous.
Because he's Dangerous Tom. Nuff said.
Dangerous Tom
Hehehehe...

Courtney: Ribena Berry!
Heheheheheheheheheheh &c....
Berry

Lauren: Anime Vampire.
What does Lauren like more? Anime? Or vampires? How about
both?!
Anime Vampire

Jacob: Jester.
Do I really need to explain?
Jester

Stevo: Knight.
Because of the chivalrous loyalty.
Knight

Kadds: Jack Malone.
Because he looks just like him!
Kadds

Patriqu: Woah.
Because of his MonkArmy. "Woahwoahwoahwoah!"
Patrick

Tate: Potato.
No surprises.
Tate

Juan: Evil.
Because he is a dictator.
Evil Juan

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Could we do it again???

The Blue Devils are poised to repeat history next Friday, when we appear in the Stepney ICA Indoor Soccer Grand Final. Our match is at 6pm and we're against our arch-nemesis, the DBTs.

Last night was the most nailbiting game we've ever played. It had everything: a deadlocked 0-0 score at the end of the first quarter, the golden boot of Patrick Coleman forcing us out to a 4-1 lead at by halfway through the last quarter, and then the unlikeliest of comebacks, as CPR (the opposition) put in three in just three minutes to tie the score at 4-4 at full time. Ron van Ryswyk was outstanding as our goalkeeper, while great defensive work by Raf Jose and Andrew Kadis and good, fast and intricate offensive plays by Sarah Tirimacco, Damon Maslen and Pat Coleman kept their defence edgy throughout the game. But, in the first half of golden goal extra time, it was my turn to try and earn my keep, as we were awarded a free kick just inside our attacking half. I had taken a free kick earlier in the game, which had been easily intercepted by their big Erik the Viking-looking guy and nearly resulted in a CPR goal, and in warm-up before the game my shots were all wide or high or hadn't enough power. In fact I very nearly got Pat to take this important kick, but decided against it.
The shot was probably the best I've taken all season, bang on target, threaded through a gap just big enough for the ball, smashing into the goal netting and earning us a spot in the final. Congratulations to CPR for a great game, but also, and more importantly, to all of the Blue Devils, who played so excellently.

In the other semi-final, the DBTs played CSA United, Sarah's uncle's team. We had been hoping that this would be the case, because CSA were the team most likely to knock the DBTs out of the running.
Unfortunately this wasn't the case, as the DBTs won it 7-4, the same margin that they beat us by last week. The game was marred by a fight which forced a stoppage in our game, because our referee had to be called over to sort it out. The DBTs are apparently banned from the competition now, effective after the grand final on Friday, so here's hoping we give them an unhappy send-off.

Fresh-Pie: It's NOW!

Friday, November 25, 2005

Carpet driving doesn't just happen with Matchbox cars

Firstly, and belatedly...
HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY to KELLY!!!

Just a news story I found amusing; it's a way of slowing down motorists in residential areas in Britain. One council has decided that speed bumps and signs don't work all that well, so their road obstacles include whole living room sets, made up of rugs, sofas, bookcases and televisions. The response has been interesting:

"A driver of a 4x4 didn't so much disapprove - he was too crazed and violent for that. He seemed to be made psychotic by the idea that roads could exist for anything other than him to drive on," he says.

This motorist deliberately drove into pieces of the living room furniture and then called the council to demand that they shift whatever was left lying in the road.

There were gender differences too, says Mr Dewan. Male drivers didn't seem to like the idea of driving across the carpet. But female drivers were less sympathetic and more aggressive, with a stronger "get out of my way attitude".

It's this sense of entitlement that he says he wants to challenge - leaving a 4x4 blocking half the street is called parking but a couple of chairs and a magazine rack put in the same place is seen as a senseless provocation.

"My daughter isn't allowed to throw snowballs at school, because it's considered too dangerous. But it's meant to be acceptable that she can walk home only inches away from cars driving at lethal speeds. There is something weird about this, a deep cultural bias."

SOURCE: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4459056.stm

So there we are. Women drivers and four-wheel drivers are the worst of the lot. Documented proof. =)

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Warning: What follows is a rant

Yes, I know ranting is the purview of the Couch Casbah, but I figured I wouldn't bother Justin and Juan with another politically-charged post. So here is my own.

This is Van Tuong Nguyen.
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I'm sure you've seen his photo recently in the media. He's a 25 year old Australian citizen who was arrested for drug trafficking in Singapore, a country which stipulates the penalty of death for such a crime. Not surprisingly, he is now awaiting execution.

Many people have been kicking up a fuss about this; Amnesty International and so on primarily because they oppose the death penalty, which is fair enough. But what riles me is those who think he should be exempt because:
  1. He's Australian
  2. He's young
This is frankly laughable. He broke the law, a law which is in place in ALL civilised countries, including Australia. Singapore's strict anti-drug laws are very well publicised. He broke the law in Singapore, he should be held accountable with whatever penalty they see fit to mete out. In this case, it's death. And so what if he's 25? Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, the two Columbine High School shooters, were only teenagers. If they hadn't shot themselves, and had instead been captured, should they have been shown clemency because of their age? Don't be ridiculous.

Furthermore, some people have been saying that "only God has the right to take life", and the Singaporean government will be sent to hell for doing this. Pfft. The fire-and-brimstone lecture has been used to justify gay-bashings, anti-semitism and social Darwinism in the past. What crap.

Finally, "how must his mother feel?" letters are also useless. Who cares what his mother thinks? What would Adolf Eichmann's mother think?

I don't agree with the death penalty. But Van Tuong Nguyen was convicted fairly for a dangerous and damaging crime, and is being punished fairly in accordance with Singaporean law. He should hang. And he will, on 2 December.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Golf: the most frustrating game ever invented

Yesterday uni finished. I kid you not. Kel and I had our Philosophy exam in the sterile Wayville Pavillion, and then it was done. Fortunately, the questions were exactly what we were hoping for. So that was particularly cool. Afterwards, we walked to Unley Pool, where we met up with Emt, and from then on we went to town to have lunch to celebrate the conclusion of uni and the beginning of three months of holidays. Which, let's face it, is just good.

As the plan was to go to the North Adelaide Par 3 golf course, Emma and Kelly decided to buy hats to wear for the occasion. They proved a hit.

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So we went golfing, with none other than Paratrooper Phil, who is soon leaving for Poland and then Sydney. Which is sad. We found him patrolling the riverbank, watching for any Japanese midget subs that he might tackle with his bare hands...
Soon, Caitlin and Juan turned up, followed by Stevo, who had recovered from being attacked by some evil DBTs player, and Jenkins. Funzo came along too, and parked his car about two thousand times.
So, golfing we went.

I've never actually played golf before. I was pretty pleased with my par for the first hole, but from there it just got bad. I ended up something like 57 over. Golf is an evil game, and I spent most of the time trying to find my ball, which often became lost in the rough/a tree/under my foot. Still fun, though...

Having ended the golf game with me a rather clear last and Stevo first, we traversed the distance to town, where we were all meeting to go and have a going-away dinner for Phil. We watched someone with a ridiculously crap body-kitted car scratch it up badly trying to get out of Synagogue Lane, and then we went to Red Rock Noodle Bar. I had hokkien noodles with chicken, squid and shrimp. Yummmmmmm....
So who was there? Lots of people. Many lots of people, in fact. Of particular note was the never-seen Jason, Emma T's boyfriend, who came on his motorbike, wearing a t-shirt that was critiqued for no reason. Ron ate prawn crackers only. The food was great, and with our twenty-odd people, the bill came to a large amount.
Also there was Mia, who was unaccountably wearing pink...
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...and next to her is Tom, who was not.
Mia's pink shirt caused several heart attacks, including my own.

Bad pun of the day:
Tom: They've covered over the spikes on the zoo gate with plastic, so that they don't hurt people breaking in.
Bodie: That's quite pointless...

After Red Rocking, we got gelati at Cafe Buongiorno...mmm, Baci and white truffle...

Then we went to uni, where we kicked a soccer ball around on the lawns, and Steph decided to irritate every driver on Victoria Drive, by crossing and recrossing the road for an hour. This earned the ire of an Adelaide Uni security guard.

Then Stevo nicely dropped me home.

So it was a pretty Phil--I mean, full--day. So long to going away people!!

Friday, November 18, 2005

Pfft, it wasn't an EVIL fruit store; as if I was interested...

Something about employers: they don't like me. Seriously.
Brookes Brothers Fruit Shop: "We would love to have you as part of our staff. Unfortunately, your application has been unsuccessful."
ColesMyer: "When a position becomes available, your application may be considered. However, there are no positions available."
Hutchinsons Telecom: "Owing to minimum criteria requirements we are unable to employ you."
Lovely. And then I haven't even heard from Roger David or Rumours yet. Oh well. I put my application to Raw Sugar and Gloria Jean's today...we shall see...

JC is an awesome singer and guitarist.

Okay, belated birthday greetings to Lady Emma, Daughter of the Noble House of t, who turned 19 yesterday. Also, profound good wishes in advance to Patriqu, who turns 19 on Saturday!

Grr, Microsoft are evil. I've been downloading the Age of Empires 3 demo all day today, all 430mb of it (yep, procrastination material!), only for it to say "your system sucks. Therefore, I'm not gonna work."

Philosophy of the Mind is quite interesting, but I really don't want to write two essays on it. Here's a run-down...
Materialism: My body and my mind are one.
Substance dualism: My body and my mind are separate and never interact, as my mind is completely non-physical.
Property dualism: My mind is a non-physical emergent characteristic of my brain, which may or may not interact with it.
Classicism: My mind is a digital computer, which can sort out everything.
Connectionism: My mind is a network of analogue computers which can only do one thing by themselves but together can sort out everything.
Representation: I represent stuff in my mind, either by experiencing it or by knowing what it looks like, but then, how can I imagine the future??
Consciousness: The "what-is-it-likeness". (yeah...WTF?!)
Fun fun fun. I might fail. But I am a bullshit artist. And that's what philosophy's all about.

Tomorrow there is a picnic and zoo trip planned in the morning/afternoon, which will surely be cool as I get to see my Courtney again! And it's the closest correlating date to Patriqu's and my decadent lunch with Moet champagne, double brie and pate...yum...so in commemoration, I'm taking some double brie...hehehe.

And then tomorrow night is soccer, which marks the glorious return of RON!!!
We shall hope to emulate the magnificent success of the Socceroos! How about that, huh! We're in the WORLD CUP!!!

Abend.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

"Occupation?" "Stand-up philosopher." "Oh, a bullshit artist!"

Philosophy messes with your head, oh yes it does. According to the lecture notes, there should be a 3D replica of a sailing boat floating around in my head. Or something. It's all very bamboozling...

Anyhoo, the whole idea of the computational theory of the mind reminded me of something from Patrick's ToK presentation last year, about artificial intelligence. It so happens that, back in the 1980s, a group of computer scientists created Racter, a computer program which, they said, would prove once and for all that computers could think for themselves; their claim was that Racter would write a novel, a literary masterpiece, something to rival all modern geniuses in the field. So here are some exerpts from Racter's magnum opus, entitled The Policeman's Beard is Half-Constructed...


BILL. I love a child.

MARCELA. Children are fortunately captivating.

BILL. Yet my love is excellent.

MARCELLA. My love is spooky yet we must have a child, a spooky child.

BILL. Do you follow me?

MARCELLA. Children come from love or desire. We must have love to possess children or a child.

BILL. Do we have love?

MARCELLA. We possess desire, angry desire. But this furious desire may murder a child. It may be killing babies someday.

BILL. Anyway let's have a child.

MARCELLA. My expectation is children.

BILL. They will whisper of our love.

MARCELLA. And our perpetual, enrapturing, valuable fantasy.

***

RICHARD. A week is obscurely like a night.

BUCKINGHAM. My Lord, chicken is like lamb.

RICHARD. Yet weeks can be killed as can chicken.

BUCKINGHAM. Tis true, my Liege, yet ambiguities adorn our pain as ambiguities broaden our issues.

RICHARD. Sweet Buckingham, thy commitment, decorated with Joy, begins to speak briskly

to my distress. Spy me slaughter my distress tho' it take a day.

BUCKINGHAM. Noble King, you chant weeks can be slaughtered and yet assassinating chicken will not broaden our

question.

RICHARD. Kinsman, you croon truth.

BUCKINGHAM. Truth loves happiness. And yet quickly we fly and soar and destroy those happinesses which are our continuing pleasure.Madden us to slaughter and we drunkenly watch the happiness of our contracts.

RICHARD. Well cried, true friend. Thy distress is prince to my own.

BUCKINGHAM. Royal prince, let us dream and our pondering will help us gulp the intractable cup of anguish.

RICHARD. While trotting quickly yesternight I watched my home adorned with anguish. I thought that I would commence to slaughter those counsellors who whisper their frightening tales of our nervous birthplace.

BUCKINGHAM. Yet these solicitors are as princes to our tragedy. How easy to slaughter a solicitor, how hard to drunkenly stud our home with interesting happiness. And so, good prince, fascinating commitments, like steak, are as food for our dreaming.

RICHARD. Noble brother, thy tale is furious, yet slaughtering attorneys in truth is essential.

BUCKINGHAM. Good prince, measuredly I think that our months are shortened by the millisecond.

RICHARD. Deepen your pondering, good brother.

BUCKINGHAM. Revile these conflicts and we may

daintily bolt our meat and quaff our sherry.

RICHARD. Well spoke, sweet brother.

***

Bill sings to Sarah. Sarah sings to Bill. Perhaps they will do other dangerous things together. They may eat lamb or stroke each other. They may chant of their difficulties and their happiness. They have love but they also have typewriters.
That is interesting.

***

"Mathew, where's the lamb chop?" whispered Helene.

"Lamb chops, you mean," sang Mathew; "you, me, Wendy, and John can't all swallow one lamb chop."

"And Mark, he also desires lamb chops," said Wendy.

"Now wait," sang Mathew; "let's struggle to understand where spooky old Mark is."

"Mark said that he was rambling over to eat with us," cried Helene; "he's sashaying up some turnpike right now."

"Mark, oh, Mark, skip briskly; it would facilitate us to start bolting our lamb chops speedily," chanted John carefully.

Meanwhile Mark winged in, whispering, "A supper, a breakfast, a repast, quick; it can be tasty or well cooked or delicious; I don't care; I'm hungrily famished. I've sauntered some clean streets; I was thinking about yachts, the sea, and the ocean; I'm exhausted."

"Yachts?" each of them said.

"Yes, yachts, a hoard of yachts floating on the sea. This yacht pondering let me be unwound during my skip over here."

"Better yachts in the sea than a sickening electron in a revolting galaxy," hummed Helene.

***

"Obscurely cried," said Wendy. "The lamb chops are served. Let's eat them, drink some champagne." She wanted to being bolting and drinking instantly, as did Helene. They now began to munch the agonizingly served lamb chops and to drain their bubbly champagne. They hastily would now get set for their powwow.

Now we know Helene's a maid and John's a quantum logician; we recognize Mark's an oboist, but, nevertheless, what's Mathew? We realize that his apartment possesses some happiness inside it, but to recognize his apartment is not to recognize him. Is he fascinating, arrogant, spooky? Now prepare for this interesting fact: Mathew is a psychiatrist, a nervous one, but a psychiatrist. Why nervous? Well, he thinks that Helene and John may start forthwith to wound or slap each other, perhaps kill each other while eating breakfast; he knows that Mark isn't helping things. The matter was terrifying. The matter was abstractedly loony; it was crazy. Helene belittled John, and John belittled Helene. They fortunately embarrassed each other. About what? Even Wendy didn't understand. Perhaps the breakfast would attempt to help Helene and John to know themselves. Mathew ruminated about this and even other questions as they began chewing their breakfast. All swallowed ravenously. Meanwhile Mathew tried to ponder about Helene and John; he gazed at them obscurely, endeavoring to know what would facilitate some try to help them. The breakfast was delicious, but at all events Mathew lost his delight while they chewed. He began directing his own pondering coldly toward Wendy and Mark. Could Wendy assist him? Could the loony fact that Mark desired cougars (even a multitude of cougars, as he clearly said) lead the discourse from furious essays to interesting stories? The matter was revolting, and Mathew was both tired and infuriated.

Momentarily Wendy spoke: "Mathew, your apartment is unfortunately eerie, yet it's dazzling to eat a breakfast here with each of you."

"Why eerie?" said Helene, "I don't think that Mathew's apartment is eerie."

"My pleated jacket was whispered of by Mark and me," said John. "It's not a matter for you to cogitate about; nevertheless, the dream of an eerie, pleated jacket directs my brain from our breakfast and from Marks' cougars instantly down to my electrons and galaxies."

Helene, Wendy, Mathew, and Mark looked at John carefully. True, his jacket was pleated, but John's dream, which was leading his unconscious from his jacket to his electrons, was crazy; they should attempt to assist him to arrange for important thinking. They commenced immediately to dream about John. They understood he was a nervous quantum logician; it was valuable that he cogitate about electrons and galaxies, but to think about galaxies and jackets together? This is peculiar. These dreams of John's were busted and broken; of course they riled Helene, but Mathew determinedly attempted to broaden his dreaming about how galaxies and jackets could coexist in John's unconscious. It was interesting for a psychiatrist to dream this way, and Mathew was a psychiatrist. Now Mathew thought of Mark's discourse with John, not merely about John's pleated jacket, but about the cougars that Mark loved to have in his log cabin in the township. Perhaps this infuriated discourse, the screaming and shouting, enraged Helene because she adored John, even though he was aloof, even though he thought that maids like Helene couldn't know the cosmos. John and Mark spoke together, but Helene just gazed at them, she didn't hum. Mathew thought that he knew the matter. Mark adored his instruments, but he also desired cougars; his unconscious was deepened by this, and, though John was a quantum logician, he could gain joy by shouting about his jacket.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Evil Creates Nineteen-type Greatness

Happy birthday to Cait,
Happy birthday to Cait,
Happy birthday to Caitlin...
Happy birthday to Cait!

Ta-da!

Monday, November 14, 2005

Procrastination and how good we are at it

Adelaide has recently been home to the ongoing mediaeval war of nerves, Age of Empires 2. So what's this all about? Who are the major players?

The Northlands
Ruler: Emperor Den Li, also known as Denley the Great
So what?: Den Li is the most formidable AOE2 leader of them all, a master of naval warfare and cavalry charges, ruling from his opium den in the annexed state of Hungary.

The Eastern JAmesian Empire
Ruler:
Prefect JAmesCHANG
So what?: JAmesCHANG is a very devious leader; he calls himself CHANG and he is only occasionally Chinese. He most often vies for the title of "Greatest", alongside Den Li, his arch nemesis. JAmesCHANG rules from his heavily fortified enclave, Fort CHANG.

The Eskimo Hegemony
Ruler:
King Bobo I
So what?: Good question. The Eskimo Hegemony is one of the weaker empires, consistently overrun by enemy forces. Despite this, Bobo's fleet often acquits itself well. King Bobo rules from his not so heavily fortified enclave, Fort Bobo.

The Confederacy of sql_lall
Ruler:
Praetor Patriqu
So what?: The praetor has an obsession with trebuchets, and usually has six hundred and three of them guarding his vegetable patch. He's not afraid to use them. He rules from the front, often riding his horse into battle. Patriqu has given Den Li and JAmesCHANG a run for their money in the past. Is Pat. Is good.

The Shaun Empire
Ruler:
Shaunius Caesar
So what?: Little is known about Shaunius and his empire, as they are not often in the thick of battle. However, reports indicate that Shaunius Caesar is gaining experience, and will soon be a force to be reckoned with in the field.

Die Ferien sind ja das Spannende

I haven't properly updated for a little while, so here goes.

What's new? Lots, and conversely, not much...
Recently I did my German exam; I got my marks back a couple of days ago, and I got 80%, which I was infinitely happy with, given that it's a second-year course. So a solid distinction for what by rights is the hardest subject I have. Yay!

On Friday Courtney came to town and, thereafter, to my house. In between, we got my aforementioned exam back, went present shopping for Raf and clothes shopping for me. I was well glad, when I was searching for shorts for summer, that I've dropped a size or two since I last bought shorts. I also got a cool blue shirt with a weathered-looking Imperial Japanese flag on it. Awesome. BUT even more AWESOME (some may even say AWESOMER) was the pair of pinstripe trousers and the jacket that I found that I
want, I just have to come up with the money somehow.

We meandered across to soccer, which was against the Pembroke team, and we won 8-5. Stevo's brother Jeremy played, so it was a case of the two Energizer bunnies out there; neither of them stopped. At all. At one point, having been 7-2 up, they'd managed to peg the score back to 7-5, and looked dangerous, but a goal from Jeremy stabilised us and clinched the game. Being his birthday, Raf wasn't injured until the last quarter, when his thigh was obliterated.

After soccer Courtney and I went to the market and bought yoghurt and weird Chinese snacks. I found another Swiss Glory shop that has EXCELLENT SLICE, and we stopped by Haighs because I needed to. The fruit stores are scary...
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Eventually, we went to get the bus. This was the most ridiculous part of the entire night; we could catch the 171, 172, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195 or 196 to get home, but in 40 minutes, we were passed by seven or eight buses, without any of these eight arriving at all. Eventually we took a 191 and went to the video store.

In the morning we attacked said Chinese snacks with a vengeance (aaah, White Rabbit...brings back memories...)
The Nutella-esque things, Yan Yan or something, were odd. They had names of animals on each breadstick, with a description. Illustrated thus:

whale
Foot not included.
And yes that is "biggesy", not "biggest".
Others included:
Mouse: Do not be timid.
Duck: Go for a swim.
Giraffe: Tallest mammal.
Chick: Lucky colour yellow.
Rhinoceros: Think big.
Golden Egg.
Beetle: Lucky colour brown.
Stag Beetle: Love it.

Courtney left at about 1:20, sadly, but Kel came over to do some Philosophy study. Said study didn't actually happen much, and we just ended up watching Dodgeball, listening to music and talking, while eating Subway. Mia wasn't at Subway when we got there. We were devastated.

And here's Tom:

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Friday, November 11, 2005

Raphael Dean Jose's birthday

It is now Raphael Dean Jose's birthday. Bodie wishes Raphael Dean Jose a very happy 20th birthday, and hopes that Raphael Dean Jose enjoys the day lots and lots!

I know I've mentioned Raphael Dean Jose's name many times in this post. But, see, Raphael Dean Jose has turned OLD, and for this reason, I don't want Raphael Dean Jose to forget his name due to Alzheimers!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RAPHAEL DEAN JOSE!

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Excellent Slice

Don't believe me? Then ask the cake-making people...

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See? That is a rather Excellent Slice. And at only $3.20, we now know the price of achievement. But what price perfection? Unfortunately, they had no Perfect Slice...

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

7 November 2005

HAPPY COURTNEY-DAY 2005!
Blowing Up Space wishes Courtney Jameson an absolutely monster raving loony fantast 19th birthday!

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Can't find a virgin, I can get you a surgeon, twenty-four hours a day

I was thinking today about random acts of kindness. Sounds like a name for something creative. But it got me thinking about how good true friends really are. How much do we really appreciate our friends? Probably not enough UNTIL we actually think about it.
Let me tell you an anecdote...

Several months ago, during one of my BadTimes (while I was at the Mansion), I was visited by a certain Caitlin. She handed me a little black notebook, and inside was a note, saying that, when I didn't think anyone would listen, I should write down my thoughts and fears on the pages inside the book, and maybe, just maybe, I would feel better. She went on to say that it wasn't much, but hopefully it would help in some way.
And I only thought today, I mean, really thought, about how wonderfully kind that gesture was. But it's one of those things that Caitlin does, going out of her way to do something she thinks might help someone in need. I don't think you could ask for someone kinder than that.

I know I only picked out one story to tell, but I think that one perfectly illustrates what I'm trying to say. Friends are wonderful people. Never take them for granted.

Today was a great day, because I got to spend most of it with darling Courtney. =) We went to her uni at Flinders...I didn't realise it was so big!!! After handing in a few of her assignments, we went back to the city, where we had lunch and then went down by the Torrens for a couple of hours. It was a beautiful day!
After Raf and I dropped Courtney off at her bus stop, we sped to soccer, arriving just a minute too late! At the end of the first quarter the score was 2-1 against us, but this soon turned around, despite a shin hack injury to Raf and a powerful shot to my groin in the last quarter. The final score was 6-3, and Paddy scored most of them.

My new phone is cool, but polyphonic ringtones are crap. I wish I could get Whip It! again...

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Bureaucracy rears its ugly head

I am getting a new phone.

I didn't ask for one; dad decided that my phone bill was far too high and therefore changed me to a new plan. This also means changing from my trusty Nokia to an NEC, which has video/still camera capabilities, an mp3 player, light, i-mode and so on. This is understandably a pretty cool thing. So when I was told it was to be delivered via courier on Tuesday, I was happy to forego my plans of going into town, in favour of waiting to get my phone.

I waited from 9:00 right through until 17:00, with no courier in sight. At 3pm, I rang the company, and they said it would "definitely be there by 5". But it wasn't. So, suitably annoyed, I consoled myself with the fact that it would arrive early today.

The courier arrived at 10 this morning, and said to me "You Malcolm Ashton?" I was tempted to answer "Me Tarzan. You Jane." Instead, I said, "nope. That's my dad. I'm Bodie Ashton." The courier shrugged.

"Well, I can't give you this package, then. The order says Malcolm Ashton."

I was dumbfounded. "Surely I can sign for it instead, being a blood relative."

But the courier assured me that I couldn't as "rules are rules."

The thing is, dad had signed me up to a staff plan, which he could only do because he works for Telstra. Now, the courier arrives at 10am on a working day and expects someone who works for Telstra to be there to take delivery of the staff-planned phone. Does this not seem a tad retarded?

I would have liked to point out that if she had shown up when the company said she would (ie. between 4 and 5 yesterday), dad would have been home and thus I would have my new phone. But because of the courier company's inability to do their jobs properly, I am still...waiting...

Tomorrow is my German exam, so I'd better start studying. Good luck to everyone with exams!