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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Absolute madness, chaos and terror

Can you remember the last time the Middle East was a peaceful region of the world, a favoured destination of tourists? Neither can I, and this certainly hasn't changed over the past two weeks.
The current conflict in Lebanon is, according to Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, merely a self-defence action of limited scope, with the might of Israel pummelling Hezbollah targets into submission. Many analysts are happy for Israel to do this; after all, they say, the Jews have suffered one holocaust, and if Islamist terrorists are allowed to run around the region with Kalashnikov assault rifles and Katyusha rockets, there might well be another one. Some American commentators have even gone so far as to congratulate Israel on the restraint they've shown, and point to the rocket attacks on Haifa as proof of Israel's right to defend herself.

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I believe these victims would beg to disagree.

So let's talk about Israel, let's talk about Hezbollah, and let's cut all of the bullshit that goes with it. Criticising Israel is not, as the Australia/Israel and Jewish Affairs Council leader claimed two days ago, inherently anti-Semitic. Decrying Israeli actions is not supporting terrorism. Nor is criticising Hezbollah fundamentally Zionist. Plain and simple, here are the facts, and eventually, my opinion.

It is true that, in its short, 58-year existence, Israel has been often threatened by its neighbours and by Islamic organisations that do not believe it to be a legitimate country. During the First World War, Lawrence of Arabia found himself promising his Arab allies the Palestinian territory when Britain finally withdrew, in contravention of his own, British government, who in the 1917 Balfour Declaration, implied the creation of a Jewish nation within Palestine. The British government compromised with the White Paper, which insisted that the Palestinian Mandate be governed jointly by Arab and Jewish representatives. This was bitterly contested by the Arabs, who claimed that they could easily be undermined if the Jews simply refused to take part in the democratic process, and by the Jews themselves; the Jewish underground terrorist organisation Irgun henceforth conducted attacks on British targets, and the group Lehi would, in 1948, assassinate Count Folke Bernadotte, a Swedish diplomat and United Nations administrator of the Mandate, who ironically had masterminded the escape of several thousand Jewish prisoners from extermination in Nazi Germany during the Second World War.
In 1947, the United Nations agreed on a partition of Palestine between the Arabs and the Jews, to which the Jews agreed and formed the state of Israel. The Arabs, however, refused, and after a short war between the new nation of Israel and several weak Arab countries, Israel emerged as the masters of Palestine, and began a systematic expulsion of Arabs within their borders. It is at this point that we can begin to see the origins of groups such as Hezbollah and Hamas, and the insistence of several Arab countries for many years (and even to the present day) that Israel is a bastard state that should not, by rights, exist. Over the coming decades, Israel would be forced into further military actions, in many cases brilliantly triumphing over vastly superior enemy forces, but the increasing debacle of the Palestinian Question and, later, Lebanon, would hound them for years to come, and well into the future as well.

Hezbollah was founded in 1982, as a counter to the Israeli occupation of South Lebanon; in this sense, it is a Lebanese irregular combat unit, whose original objective was to rid Lebanon of the Israelis. Naturally, given the conflicting interests of Iran, Syria and Israel in the region, and the Syrian and Iranian willingness to help an organisation whose purpose was to fight Israelis, it is natural that Hezbollah would turn to these two Islamic countries for financial, logistical and military support. It is likely that, from these allies, Hezbollah developed its second aim: to destroy the Israeli state. From this, we can imagine that the Israelis have every right to attack and annihilate Hezbollah. After all, that is exactly what Hezbollah is willing to do to them.

But this is not 1982, and, critically, Israel (up until this last week) no longer held South Lebanon. Since the Israeli withdrawal in 2000, Hezbollah, like the Palestinian Hamas organisation, has turned more towards legitimate political and social policies. According to their published political platform in 2003, Hezbollah favors the introduction of an Islamic government in Lebanon by peaceful democratic means, and their extensive social works schemes indicate a willingness to move away from the question of the existence of Israel, and more to peaceful interior issues. In May 2006, the United Nations Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs published that:
Hezbollah not only has armed and political wings - it also boasts an extensive social development programme. The group currently operates at least four hospitals, 12 clinics, 12 schools and two agricultural centres that provide farmers with technical assistance and training. It also has an environmental department and an extensive social assistance programme. Medical care is also cheaper than in most of the country's private hospitals and free for Hezbollah members."


Nonetheless, Hezbollah's militant wing has also remained active, and it is this which has now led to the current situation in Lebanon. In what appears to have been a gesture of solidarity with a Palestinian organisation which, on 25 June, captured an Israeli tank crewman, Hezbollah launched a raid into Israel, resulting in eight Israeli soldiers killed and two captured. Hezbollah's leader, Hassan Nasrallah, claimed that it was intended to provoke a prisoner exchange between Israel and Hezbollah; Israel still have several Hezbollah members imprisoned from the days of the Lebanon occupation. While the attack would surely seem to be unwarranted and brutal, the Israeli reprisals have been shockingly heavy-handed. What seems to have escaped Prime Minister Olmert is that, before Israel's opening air strikes on Beirut, many Lebanese were in fact vocally opposed to Hezbollah, even in spite of their public works schemes. Negotiations with Mr Nasrallah, though certainly distateful, would likely have achieved the return of the imprisoned soldiers, and Israel would have been applauded for making a clear indication that it was willing to come to an honourable peace with a once-implacable foe. Critics may argue that peace with Hezbollah would be an impossibility, but the same was said about Egypt and Israel, yet the brave diplomatic initiatives of Anwar Sadat, Shimon Peres, Yitzhak Rabin and Jimmy Carter have led to lasting peace and goodwill between two countries which tried to wipe each other off the face of the globe just a few short years beforehand. Given the thawing of relations between Israel and many of her former foes, and the pariah status of Hezbollah's former allies, it would be entirely possible that Nasrallah would have been willing to compromise with Olmert, opening the door for further diplomacy.

Instead, Ehud Olmert chose the military as his instrument. And now hundreds of Lebanese civilians and several Israeli soldiers and citizens lay dead in the hot Middle Eastern sands.

Even though Prime Minister Olmert claims that Israel is merely engaging in a war against a terrorist organisation, their very actions are strengthening Hezbollah. Lebanon, and indeed much of the international community, view Israel's actions as strikes against Lebanese people and Lebanese sovereignty, and with the Lebanese military weak and unable to protect its own people, it is Hezbollah that is launching counter-attacks and fighting defensive actions against the advancing Israelis. Former Lebanese Army General Amin Hoteit sees Hezbollah as "an integral part of Lebanon's defences", and the longer they resist the Israelis, the greater their star will rise in the hearts of the Lebanese people, because, as Israeli jets launch missiles against columns of refugees, communications centres, fuel depots, ports and residential districts, and Israeli tanks smash through abandoned farmhouses and set entire villages alight, it is Hezbollah that will be fighting to beat off the invaders. It is Hezbollah that will launch reprisal rocket attacks against Israeli cities, and it is Hezbollah who will engage the Israeli Army as it rolls through the south of the country.

To the Lebanese people, Hezbollah will not be fighting just for it's survival. It will be fighting for their survival, and that is why Ehud Olmert has made perhaps the most catastrophic error in the history of the state of Israel; the more Lebanese citizens are killed or maimed by Israeli bombs, the more the world will see this not as a state defending its people, but as a state butchering the people of its neighbour.

For the sake of the Lebanese population, for the sake of peace, or even for the sake of his conscience, I strongly urge Mr Olmert to agree to an immediate ceasefire and indirect negotiations with Hezbollah. You have an historic opportunity to safeguard your people, sir. Use it.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Back

Well, uni is officially back. So just wanted to wish everyone a productive semester, and enjoy it!
...maybe.

Friday, July 21, 2006

My friends...the Great Experiment...

...or not quite. But Blowing Up Space is hosting a new thing, in case you didn't notice; the links are now picturified. And they're incomplete, so for all those cool blogs and sites that aren't on the sidebar yet, don't panic, I haven't forgotten you. But at the moment, there's links to:
  • Thoughts of a CodeMonkey
  • La Chicas Matinee
  • TheKOOLHut
  • Star Trek
  • Tatty Teddy
  • Doctor Who
  • llamageek
  • weebl & bob
  • Modnar
A link for Curveball will definitely return, so that even more people can procrastinate during exams with that! And for those who don't bludge enough, Pokerroom.com and Yahoo! Pool will also make an appearance.

So yeah, just a couple of changes taking place.

Night.-

Good Luck, Little Meow!

Well, it's been a long time since my last update, but oh well.

Actually, today I feel like ranting. And I feel like ranting because of this. That's right: the US Congress passed a bill allowing scientists to harvest stem cells from embryos in storage, that were otherwise to be destroyed, but President Bush has vetoed the move. And, of course, pro-life people are happy, because "this bill [authorises] stem-cell research, creating human beings in order to destroy them for science." Our friend George Dubya, in the meantime, stood at a press conference with a group of children who were IVF babies, and delivered a sterling speech. "Each of these children was adopted while still an embryo, and has been blessed with the chance to grow up in a loving family", he said. "These boys and girls are not spare parts. They remind us of what is lost when embryos are destroyed in the name of research."

Which would be perfectly fine.

Except he's got it all wrong. Again.

President Bush and the pro-life lobby seem to think that those evil, ne'er-do-well scientists are going to create babies and then kill them, all in the name of science. These babies, they argue, are being denied their right to live.
NEWS FLASH! The embryos that the supporters of the bill intended to use were slated for destruction anyway. According to statistics, each year 400,000 embryos are discarded from American fertility clinics, because would-be parents change their minds, because they're deemed unsuitable for use, or just because they never got used. So, if there's 400,000 embryos ready to be incinerated, and they could be put to good use (stem cell research is seen as a possible precursor to a cure for cancer, Altzeimer's, HIV and many other diseases and disorders), why not? According to Bush, this would be crossing a "moral line"...which, of course, would not be crossed if we merely set fire to the embryos and let them burn. As will continue to be done.

To finish this off, something I thought summed it up completely: "The pro-family women's organization [Concerned Women for America] had sharp criticism for those senators who voted to approve using taxpayer dollars to fund a practice the pro-family group's president, Wendy Wright, compares to cannibalism."
Yep, curing cancer from the harvested cells of unwanted embryos is surely the same as eating babies. Wake up, America. You really worry me. As do the Israelis at the moment.

Good luck to Courtney for her exam in the morning!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Schweinsteiger!

For those who don't know, the FIFA 2006 World Cup has come to a close in Germany, capping off a marvellous tournament. The final standings were:
FIFA 2006 World Champions: Italy--Final: Italy 1 (Materazzi): 1 France (Zidane (pen.)) (Italy won 5-3 on penalties)
FIFA 2006 Runners-Up: France
Third Place: Germany--Third-Place Match: Germany 3(Schweinsteiger, Petit (o.g.), Schweinsteiger): 1 Portugal (Nuno Gomes)
Fourth Place: Portugal

The third-place match was a feast of wonderful football, with ace German midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger showing his class by scoring two and slamming a free kick into Portugal defender Petit for Germany's second goal. Portuguese legend Luis Figo, substituted on to the pitch late in the game, immediately had an impact, curving in a flawless cross for Nuno Gomes to deftly head past another great of the game, German keeper Oliver Kahn. But it was Germany's day, and deservedly so.

The final, on the other hand, was a drawn-out affair. Again, France were awarded a penalty, and again it was controversial, with Malouda taken down in the box by Materazzi. Zinedine Zidane, in his last ever match, stepped up to the spot and beat Gianluigi Buffon with a stunning kick that hit the crossbar and deflected just over the line. But Materazzi hit back soon after with a goal of his own, thanks to a well-weighted Pirlo corner. The game was tightly matched for the rest of normal and extra time, with France clearly the better team but unable to capitalise thanks to the extraordinary Italian defending. However, two incidents of note occurred in extra time.
Zinedine Zidane, the French captain and one of the greatest players ever to take to the pitch, viciously headbutted Marco Materazzi, an action which was unseen by any of the referees, but Materazzi hit the ground and stayed there, and on viewing television replays, the fourth official informed the referee of what had occurred. Zidane, who could have been the hero of the night, was red-carded, ending his brilliant career. It's obvious that Materazzi provoked the Frenchman in some way, and it has been speculated that he continually and venomously racially taunted the Algerian-born Zidane. If this is the case, FIFA, with their anti-racism campaign, should ban Materazzi for an extended period. However, this does not excuse Zidane's wild act in a moment of madness and stupidity. Without Zidane on pitch, the French seemed to lose their way, and in the event of a penalty shootout, France's number one taker would be ineligible.
French striker Thierry Henry, in the meantime, seemed to be taking the attack to Italy, but was clearly suffering from fatigue and cramps. French coach Raymond Domenech thus substituted Henry for David Trezeguet. This would also prove decisive, as Trezeguet, not Henry, would be required to take a penalty.
It did go to penalties, and, without Henry or Zidane, Trezeguet stepped up to face Gianluigi Buffon. Trezeguet's shot had Buffon beaten, but in attempting to put it into the top of the net, the Frenchman slammed the ball into the bottom of the crossbar. This time, the angle was against the French, and it bounced clear. Italy, amazingly, performed flawlessly, and came away with the Jules Rimet Trophy, leaving France, and Zidane in particular, to rue what might have been.

And besides the placings, the awards are mostly in as well...
adidas Golden Shoe: Miroslav Klose, Germany (5 goals)
adidas Silver Shoe: Hernan Crespo, Argentina (3 goals)
adidas Bronze Shoe: Ronaldo, Brazil (3 goals)
adidas Golden Ball: Zinedine Zidane, France
Lev Yashin Award: Gianluigi Buffon, Italy
FIFA Young Player Award: Lukas Podolski, Germany

So now, we wait...for another four years, in another country. South Africa awaits.

Friday, July 07, 2006

Blasting off, sending off, ripping off and other off-erings

Well well, what's happened recently?

In the United States, the space shuttle
Discovery has taken to space, despite safety concerns. Those concerns manifested in the form of a small crack on the external fuel tank, and a piece of insulation foam flying off and colliding with the spacecraft during its ascent. Nasa first said that the crack wasn't a problem as it was only a small crack. They apparently neglected the common sense truth that big cracks begin as small cracks...and let's not forget that Discovery didn't pass the safety standards to begin with. I have to feel sorry for the astronauts: "Yeah, there's a problem with your fuel tank...yeah, that thing that, if it leaks will probably blast you to kingdome come. But the good news is, we don't think it will kill you...maybe."
As it was, the shuttle made it to orbit, and Nasa said that the fuel tank performed "extremely well", which is Nasa-speak for "it didn't explode." And now we find that a piece of foam may have caused damage to the ship. Nasa insist it isn't a threat, but remember, they didn't think it was a problem with
Columbia...

Furthering the last post on "Miller & Morgans", it seems that this email has been doing the rounds all over the world. Yahoo Answers even lists several people wanting to find out more about this supposed company, and one blog even included a couple of people sending in their CVs. So, if I can make this any clearer than I already have, if you get an email pertaining to be from a company called Miller & Morgans, inc., DISREGARD IT. By all accounts it seems to be an attempt at identity theft, according to one of the commenters on this blog. I don't imagine anyone should be quite so gullible as to be taken in by this flimsy scam, but even so, be wary. I hear they have an office in
Stuttgard, wherever the hell that's supposed to be...

Stuttgart, however, is set to host the third-place playoff for the 2006 FIFA World Cup, and sadly, one of the teams involved is my beloved Germany, who were beaten by Italy 2-0 in a hard-fought semi-final. Credit to Italy for continuing their attack against the fittest team in the competition, and also for their eventual victory, but Germany deserved the win. Before the tournament, no one expected them to do well (except me, I picked them to be the Weltmeister this year, hehe), and yet they beat quality opposition, including Sweden and Argentina, to get within an inch of the final. And yet, with just two minutes to go, Italy got very lucky thanks to a Grosso shot. And the final goal came when Germany, with no other choice, put EVERYTHING into a final attack, were repelled, and the ball went to Alessandro Del Piero, who had about a 50-50 chance of scoring, thanks to his often-weird shots. But this time, sadly for Jens Lehmann, he was spot-on, chipping the Germany and Arsenal keeper, and giving Italy a shot at their fourth World Cup title.
So to Jens Lehmann, Michael Ballack, Miroslav Klose, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Christoph Metzelder, Lukas Podolski, Bernd Schneider, Jürgen Klinsmann and all the other players and coaching staff of
die Nationalelf, congratulations for an amazing tournament, give it your all in Stuttgart, and we'll still be cheering you on on Sunday and in four years. Jetzt geht's los!
In other semi-final news, France, shrugging off their "old men" tag, got past an insipid Portugal, thanks to a Zinedine Zidane penalty in the first half. This, of course, means that
le Bleues are up against the Azzurri in the final (go France!), while Portugal match it with Germany in the third-place match.
To make the semi-final, however, Portugal first had to make it past England in the quarter-finals, and there's been quite a bit of controversy about this match. Specifically, about Wayne Rooney, the England striker, being sent off for stomping Ricardo Carvalho's groin.
Rooney
Let's make one thing clear: this was a clear red card. Rooney afterwards insisted that he never had the intention of injuring Carvalho, nor would ever do such a thing to any player, yet it has been known for a long time in England that Rooney's weakness is his impulsive temper. It was clear on the replay as well, especially taking into account his actions before the incident (grabbing Carvalho's leg and trying to throw him away from the ball) and afterwards (some push-shove action with anyone he could find in a Portugal shirt). Some commentators, including Nick Theodorakopoulos, claimed that it wasn't even worth a yellow card, but others, including Martin Tyler and the England coach, Sven Göran Eriksson himself, were equally adament that it deserved only one penalty: red card. Congratulations to the referee for getting it right, although there have been a few times when the refereeing in this tournament has left a bit to be desired. How about:
-Japan's goal against Australia, when Schwarzer was barged out of the way?
-The Simunic Saga, Croatia vs Australia?
-Fabio Grosso's dive in the box in the last 10 seconds of the Australia vs Italy game?
-Tim Borowski given a yellow card for an admittedly poor tackle from behind, but Francesco Totti getting away with exactly the same thing without even a free kick against him?
-The Yellow Card Confetti game: seven yellow cards and two reds to Portugal, five yellow cards and two reds to the Netherlands.
and a few other examples as well. On the upside, Australian referee Mark Shield may well be refereeing the final for his excellent officiating.

To console myself after Germany's bitter loss, I bought myself the Germany home shirt from Rebel Sport, so now I have the Australian away shirt for this World Cup, the Germany home shirt, the Germany away shirt from 2003-04, and the Bayern München home top from 2003-04. And I want to add more to this collection...

So in conclusion, the two remaining matches of the World Cup should be excellent games; my money is on France for the title and Germany for third place.
Miller & Morgans may try and become you. Don't let them.
And we wait with bated breath for the return of the Discovery.

Have a good one, people.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Completely legitimate...honest!

First of all, congratulations to the Australian Socceroos for their superb performance at the 2006 FIFA World Cup in Germany. They played far above the expectations of most people, including myself. Harry Kewell, Mark Viduka, Mark Schwarzer, Tim Cahill, Mile Sterjovski and the rest of the squad...amazing. Simply amazing. and it has become very clear that the Italians spent more time going to Carnevale than the FIFA Fair Play meetings. Oh wells...
In better news, Germany overcame Argentina last night. YAY!

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What a shame it's all a scam...I'd love to work for a nonsense company like that...