21

Right now, family members are plotting to give me presents. Parents could be planning an embarrassing photo opportunity, and people I work with will be getting drunk in the afternoon. I'm Special Agent Bodie Ashton, and the next 24 hours will be the most awesome twenty-first birthday I've ever had...

...hey, wait a second...

PREVIOUSLY ON 21
*Lauren* "Wait, was I meant to actually be at my own 21st party? How rad is that??"

*Jenkins* "Pool. Scotch. Hell, I'm cooler than cool."

*Raf* "Yaaaaargh!" *runs into pole, breaks leg*

*Stevo* "Oh my God, my 21st was sooo bad! I'm gonna kill myself cos I'm so shit...wait, no I can't! DRAGONFORCE!!"

...and a sneak peak of this week's episode:
Setting: Belgian Beer Cafe. Bodie is sitting, drinking Belle-Vue. Mobile rings.
Bodie: "Hello?"
Voice: "Bodie."
Bodie, instantly sober: "Good afternoon, Mr President."
President: "Bodie, I understand this is your birthday. But you must understand that my duty is to the people of this country first. I cannot let my own personal feelings get in the way, and that includes the fact that you've saved my life on seventy-two occasions."
Bodie: "Yes, I understand, sir." *Turns to camera, dramatically* "This will be my last assignment..."

*beep-BEEP-beep-BEEP...*

Stay tuned...